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Subject: Choking - Don't try this at home (or anywhere)
Subject: Choking - Don't try this at home (or anywhere)
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>Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they
>talk about their own moonshine operations. Suddenly, a woman at a
>nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a few
>seconds, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
>One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swaller?" The
>woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to
>turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman,
>lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives
>her butt cheek a lap with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she
>has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she
>begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
>His partner says "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick
>Maneuver", but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
:lol: Dude
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