advice

[bruce]

Hello to all fellow advisors and advisies

Advise is a talent most of us have in abundance, I for one have more than enough to share, even when not required. The best thing about it is that I am always right, just ask my wife.

So here is some repair advise that I live by to repair almost anything troublesome.

First you take the doohicky by the thingamijig and twist it by the
whatchmicallit and give it the good old whatfor. If that don't work
give it a good twisted whatsit rap with a (big) ballpeein hammer.
The secret in all this is of course is to curse at the miserable thing
just at the right time, just to show it who's Boss.
If it still resists, hit it really really hard while shouting many
nasty things at it, this will scare it into submission.
When any one notices it will surely be when you are really loosing it and your efforts will not go unnoticed, all will admire your passion for your work.
I have seen the look a few times myself. While liying in bed on these nights I can reflect back on what a fine job I have done. :wink: bruce