New words

[tac]

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting sex.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an @**hole.

[way2old]

TAC Wrote:2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! What's so bad about being a Hillbilly??? We have the worlds best Bourbon [smilie=pdt_alc.gif] , Prettiest horses [smilie=pdt_kngt.gif] and Fastest women [smilie=pdt_wan.gif] . So we have it made. You might want to consider joining us.

[Ford Gal]

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an @**hole

Ah huh, I know quite a few of these. lol Great stuff TAC!

LOL W2OLD round these parts we have sleazy broads, cheap whiskey and hound dogs...guess that makes us just plain ole hicks? Or just white trash... :roll: :lol:

[way2old]

Single or double wide? :shock:

[Ford Gal]

Welllll double wide of course...my sweetie spoiles me! [smilie=pdt_girl.gif]

[way2old]

send me a map. I have been looking for some slippery boards. OH--you said sleasy broads. OK same thing send map. [smilie=pdt_ura1.gif] [smilie=pdt_stp.gif]