I just got a Ferrari!!!!

[shadetree]

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: A brand new
>Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it
>costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red
>light.
>
>An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to
>him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind
>of car ya' got there sonny?"
>
>The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
>
>"That's a lot of money," says the old man." Why does it cost so much?"
>"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young dude
>proudly.
>
>The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
>
>"No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the
>window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man
>says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right ... but I'll stick with my
>moped!"
>
>Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man just
>what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the
>speedometer reads 160 mph!
>
>Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
>getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and suddenly,
>WHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him, going much faster!
>
>"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young man
>asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250
>mph.
>
>Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped!
>Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and
>passes the moped at 275 mph. WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!
>
>He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old
>man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he
>floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.
>
>Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him again! The
>Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
>
>Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the
>rear end.
>
>The young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is
>STILL ALIVE!!!!! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My God!
>Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man whispers with his dying
>breath...
>
>"Unhook... my... suspenders... from... your... side-view mirror."
>
> :twisted: :lol:

[Master Tech Dude]

WOW !!! That was soooo funny! :lol:

...and I found this posted on another site from an old motor head.

("You must be fast 'cause I was haulin' ass when I passed you")

:lol: Dude 8)

[crank.it]

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tac]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

TAC