Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue
> > >and reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean
> > >underwear in public especially when working under your vehicle...
> > >
> > >From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story
> > >of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to
> > >have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his
> > >wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the
> > >lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near
> > >the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
> > >protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in
> > >shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly
> > >public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully
> > >stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
> > >everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked
> > >across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who
> > >was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three
> > >stitches in his forehead.
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01-02-2004 10:26 PM
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shadetree Wrote:Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue
> > >and reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean
> > >underwear in public especially when working under your vehicle...
> > >
> > >From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story
> > >of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to
> > >have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his
> > >wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the
> > >lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near
> > >the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
> > >protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in
> > >shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly
> > >public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully
> > >stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
> > >everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked
> > >across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who
> > >was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three
> > >stitches in his forehead.
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