Uncle Frank.

[shadetree]

A man calls his house and a little girl picks up the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, honey, it's Daddy." "Hi Daddy" "Where's Mommy?" "Shes upstairs in the room with Uncle Frank." After a brief pause, he replies. "You don't have an Uncle Frank sweetie." "Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy right now." "OK, this is what I want you to do honey. Run upstairs and tell Mommy that Daddy just pulled up into the driveway. Can you do that for me?" "OK, Daddy." After a few minutes, she returns to the line sounding somewhat shaken. "OK, Daddy, I did it." "What happened?" "Well, Mommy jumped out of the bed yelling with no clothes on, put on her robe, and was running towards the stairs when she tripped on the rug and fell all the way down the stairs. Now she's just lying there with her neck at a weird angle. I think she's dead." The man was shocked. "Oh my lord! What about Uncle Frank?" "Well he jumped out of bed too. He grabbed up his clothes and jumped out the back window into the swimming pool...but I guess he forgot that you took out all the water last week to clean it. Now he's just lying there and not moving. I think he's dead too." After a minute of silence..."Swimming pool? Is this 555-1360?"

Shade :lol: