Just Fred

[shadetree]

A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the
posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give
the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
So,
he asks the man his name.
"Fred," he replies."Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he
used
to have a last name but lost it.The officer thinks he has a nut case on
his
hands but plays along with it..
"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the
time.
So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades.When I got older
I
realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college medical
school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred
Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go
back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school,
got
my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry
so
I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred
Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they
took away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found
out
about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my
MD
leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling
so
now I'm just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears laughing.


Shade 8)