FLAT TIRES

[Master Tech Dude]

Subject: Flat Tires
> A guy comes into a coffee shop to place his order,
and says, "I
>want 3 flat tires and a pair of headlights." The Waitress,
not wanting
>to appear stupid, goes to the kitchen and asks the cook, "This
guy out
>there just ordered 3 flat tires and a pair of headlights."
"What does he
>think this is, an auto repair store?"
> "No", The cook says, "3 Flat tires means 3 pancakes,
and the pair
>of headlights is 2 eggs, sunny side up." "OH", says the
waitress. After
>some thought the waitress spoons up a bowl of beans and gives
it to the
>customer. The guy says "What are the beans for?" The
Waitress replies,
>"I just thought that while you were waiting for the flat tires
and
>headlights, you might want to gas up."