Survivor - Southern Style

[Master Tech Dude]

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows,
several southern
>TV
>Stations are joining together and are planning to do their
own, entitled
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>"Survivor: Southern Style."
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>The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia
and on to
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>South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina
and over
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>to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and
Louisiana.
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>Finally, ending up back over in Alabama.
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>Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license
plates and
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>large bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian,
NASCAR
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>Sucks, Go Yankees! Smoking is for Idiots, Hillary in 2004,
Deer Hunting
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>is Murder, and I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!
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>The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins.