Bubba and Billy Bob

[Master Tech Dude]

Bubba and Billy Bob, who are from West Virginia
travel to
>North Carolina to visit a relative.
>
> They are walking along the street, and they see a
sign on a
>store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each,
trousers $2.50 per
>pair."
>
> Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, "Look here!
We could buy a
>whole gob of these, take 'em back to West Virginia, sell 'em
to our
>friends, and make a fortune.
>
> Now when we go in there you be quiet, okay? just
let me do
>the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think
we're
>ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk
in a slow
>Carolina drawl so's they don't know.
>
> They go in and Bubba says with his best fake
Carolina drawl,
>"I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there
shirts at
>$2.00 each, and 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each.
I'll back up
>my pickup and ."
>
> The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll are from
West
>Virginia, ain't you?"
>
> "Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba .........
"How come you
>know that?"
>
> The owner says, "Because this is a dry-cleaners."
>