What luck...

[shadetree]

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs
his drink, and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts
crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I
can't do anything right I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my
car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after
the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I
found my wife in bed with the gardener.
So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my
miserable life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."

:cry: