What a hangover!

[tac]

What a hangover. He forces his eyes open and looks around the room, the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

Struggling to get up he gulps the water and asprin down. There in front of him lies his suit all clean and pressed.

Taking another look around the bedroom he finds it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. He notices a note on the table...

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
I Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating.

He asks his son, "what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well Dad, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. You stumbled around an broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you smacked into the door."

Confused, he asks his son, "So, why is everything in order and so clean and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? Your Mother should be spitting bullets"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Lady, leave me
alone! I'm a married man!"

A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Housecleaning - $500.00
Clean and pressing suit -$50.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - priceless