Best Drunk Story of the Month

[Master Tech Dude]

A drunken man walks into a biker
bar, sits down at the bar and

orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a
corner table.

He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the
biggest,

meanest, biker in the face and says:



"I went by your grandma's house
today and I saw her in the

hallway buck ass naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"



The biker looks at him and doesn't
say a word. His buddies are

confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the
drop of a

hat.



The drunk leans on the table again
and says: "I got it on with

your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"



The biker's buddies are starting
to get really mad but the biker

still says nothing.



The drunk leans on the table one
more time and says, "I'll tell

you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"



At this point the biker stands up,
takes the drunk by the

shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says,













Grandpa,....... Go home, you're
drunk."