Is that Bubba?

[FIREDOG]

A badly burned body had turned up at the local morgue, with no identification or details as to who it was. However, someone noted that Bubba was missing.

Two of Bubba's closest companions were called in to identify the body.

"Is this Bubba?" the medical examiner asked the first friend.

"Hmmm... I don't know....He's burnt pretty durn bad.......Can you turn 'em over?" He asked.
After turning the deceased over, he said "Nope, that ain't Bubba"

The second friend was brought in, "Is this Bubba?" He was asked.
"Hmmm.......well I don't know......roll'em over so I can see his backside"
This was promptly done, and He claimed just as the first friend "Nope! That sure ain't Bubba!"

The medical examiner, puzzled then asked, "How on earth can you tell if it's Bubba or not by looking at his back?"

"Well" exclaimed the first friend, "Bubba has two @$$holes, everybody in town knows that!"
"Yeah!!" chimed in the second friend, "Why, whenever we'd be walking thru town, people would say "Here comes Bubba with the two @$$holes""