Ewwww

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One hot sunny summer day, Tim and Don decided to go and spend
the day fishing at the lake. They sat on the dock, enjoying
the perfect weather and watching a speed boat pulling a water
skier back and forth across the lake.

Tim and Don, being friendly sorts, waved at the skier but when
the skier tried to wave back he lost his hold on the tow line
and went down hard.

The two friends jumped to their feet in horror and waited for
the skier to surface. But the skier's life jacket came up
without him. Feeling responsible for the fall, Tim and Don
both dove in and swam out to try and save him.

After several fruitless dives they finally found the body
lying on the bottom of the lake and pulled him to shore. They
started CPR, Tim doing compressions and Don giving mouth to
mouth.

All of the sudden, Don stopped blowing and started to gag..

Tim, noticing Don had stopped, yelled, "Why are you stopping?!
We have to save this guy!"

Don replied, "The guy WAS water skiing right?"

"Well yeah. We both saw him. Why?"

"Because THIS guy is wearing ice skates..."