Misguided Logic

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(TRUE STORY) WHILE SHOPPING FOR A GARDEN HOSE AT THE LOCAL ACE HARDWARE STORE, I HEAR THE "MAY I HELP YOU LINE". THERE STOOD A LADY WITH A BIG SMILE. I SAID "I AM LOOKING FOR A GARDEN HOSE". SHE LEAD ME TO AN ISLE WITH STACKS OF THE FAMILIAR GREEN HOSES. SHE SAID IF YOU NEED ADDITIONAL HELP PLEASE CALL ME,I'LL BE IN THE NEXT ISLE OVER. I LOOKED FOR ONE OF THE 100 FT. HOSES BUT COULDN'T FIND ANY LONGER THAN 50 FT. I CALLED THE SALES LADY OVER AND EXPLAINED TO HER THAT I WAS LOOKING FOR A 100 FT HOSE AND ALL OF THEM WERE ONLY 50 FEET LONG. WITH ANOTHER BIG SMILE" ANYTHING THAT LONG HAS TO BE BLACK, THEY ARE MUCH MORE DURABLE AND LAST LONGER THAN THE OTHERS.[/b]

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LMAO