Beer brewing

[Guest]

Hi everybody,

this is my first post and I thought you would like a good joke.

Here it goes. BTW, Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah.

Subject: Brewers

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference. Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a bloody Fosters, mate." Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud." Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me
ein Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke." Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with ice and lemon? Tanks." The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over
their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I!

[way2old]

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[re-tired]

As my esteamed assiciate mr 2old knows . I......do not have a drinking problem. I DRINK...I GET DRUNK...I FALL DOWN.................NO PROBLEM This site needs spell check dontcha think 2 old ? [smilie=pdt_gy.gif]

[way2old]

Hey re-tired. I think the eSTEAMed works for me sometimes. :twisted: Ask my techs. :shock: :lol: Aren't you using the oak barrell spell checker? I use it all the time.

[re-tired]

that was a WUI post . Written under the influence. HIC [smilie=pdt_bot.gif]