Actions speaks louder than words

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John was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed which she could see from the bedroom window. Then he looked for himself and saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, but they told him that no one was in his area to help, so he said ok, hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello. I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all."

Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policeman said to this man: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

John replied "I thought you said there was nobody available!"