Train Wreck

[tac]

A train carrying a circus is passing through the jungle on its way to its next engagement. Unfortunately, a bridge is washed out, and it crashes into a ravine. The elephants and lions all escape, but most of the troupe is killed.

Hearing the commotion, a band of pigmies find the train wreck a day later. Burried under the rubble, with big floppy shoes and red hair, the pigmies find the only survivor - a clown. They dig him out, and help him back to their camp. While he washes up, they prepare a big feast.

As the big pot of vegetables boils away, the survivor sits at the table. Suddenly, the chief comes up behind him and conks him on the head. They then draw and quarter him and put him in the stew.

Later, as the tribe is spooning out the stew, and the chief and and his wife take the first few bites, the chief turns to his wife and says:
"Does this taste funny to you?"

[re-tired]

Snicker ...hurumph... Thats terrible....Why , i ought to turn you in to the administrator. If i could just find him ! :lol: :lol:

[FuntKlakow]

I agree with that.
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[crank.it]

ooohhhh definetly call the sheriff :lol: :lol: :lol: crank.it

[way2old]

Sheriff can't help that. Need aministrator rights to do anything with the poster :roll: :roll:

[crank.it]

ok rob you'll have to spank yourself :lol: :lol: AND your not suppose to like it :lol: :lol: crank.it