Never choke in the South

[gacyota]

NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH -

Two hillbillies walk into a bar...

While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their
moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is
in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya
swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and
shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the
back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly
gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm
and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she
begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly
back to the bar.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there
'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!"

[way2old]

OH COME ON. Just cause you are north of the Mason-Dixon don't mean all of us to the south are completely dumb. How else are you gonna do a Hind Lick?????? [smilie=pdt_lam.gif] :lol:

[FIREDOG]

Those same two hillbillies went and joined the local volunteer fire dept.
Not trusting them, the chief never let them respond to fires by themselves.

Their day finally came. While at a large warehouse fire, another call came for a grass fire out near Smith's farm. Relunctantly, the Chief sent the two Hillbillies off with one the engines.

About 30 minutes later, the Chief gets another call about the grass fire now raging out at the farm. So he hops in the car and heads out to check.
As he pulls up, the whole countryside is blazing, the engine is parked by near the barn, but no sign of the pair. He searches frantically for the two and finds them out back of the barn, butt-naked, all balled up on each other.

"WHAT THE HECK ARE YA'LL DOING"!!! the Chief screams. "I SENT YA'LL OUT HERE TO FIGHT A FIRE"

"He gots smoke inhalation, Chief"

"SMOKE INHALATION....FOR SMOKE INHALATION, YOU GIVE MOUTH TO MOUTH"

"Yeah......Thats how it all got started"

[way2old]

Ok Firedog. That's about enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FIREDOG]

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