OBD II for humans

[gacyota]

Over the Easter weeekend I passed a kidney stone [smilie=pdt_wc.gif] . For those that have not ever had the pleasure of dealing with a kidney stone, the pain is compared to being as close to child birth as a man can get [smilie=pdt_ma.gif]
Since then, I have had a pain in my private region and I have been to 4 doctors that can't figure out if it's a pulled muscle, an infection of some type or who knows what. I feel like I'm a car with a random misfire that nobody can figure out :roll: .
So my idea is simple. If humans were born with an OBD II port, They could just plug me in to the scanner and find out what's wrong with me. How hard would that be to wire one of those bad boys up to me :?:

[way2old]

As long as you don't back fire on us, we probably can fix ya right up. [smilie=pdt_att.gif]

[gacyota]

They finaly found my problem. There is a 3mm kidney stone lodge in my lower tube :cry: :cry: I have surgery on Thursday the 11th to get it removed using the 'roto-rooter' method. I will then be off for a week for recovery and I should FINALLY be able to walk normal again.

[way2old]

Can't ya make momma mad enough to kick it out for ya? Might hurt more, but it will be quicker. [smilie=pdt_aaa.gif]

[gacyota]

thats the first time in awhile i've laughed so hard :lol: :lol: :lol: thanks w2o

[gacyota]

Just to let everyone know, I am home from the surgery, and now I am stone free. A couple more weeks and I'll be as good as new!!

[way2old]

So you quit getting stoned? How you gonna sell parts?????? [smilie=pdt_crazy.gif] [smilie=pdt_shv.gif]

[gacyota]

Thats twice in a week you have made me laugh like that. The theme song at my store the last few weeks has been 'everybody must get stoned'

[way2old]

Glad you are OK. Not gonna say anything this time. Don't know if you can take 3 in a row. Will wait for a few till I try again. Glad you OK though.