Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win.
Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink a couple of beers and break wind, as a form of holy communion.
Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing
Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator instead (applies to engineers only).
Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so just don't ask.
Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't . . . and if you are feeling amorous afterwards . . . then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.
Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. It does not make your rear look too big. It was the pasta and potatoes and Margaritas that did that. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
Because I'm a man, and this is after all, the year 2007, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest. Like wandering around in the garden with a beer, wondering what to do.
This has been a public service message to help women to better understand men.
Welcome Ford Gal. Now the lady has someone to help her. She had to deal with all ahiry legs. Now there are 2 of ya Makes the board about even. [smilie=pdt_leb.gif] [smilie=pdt_kuli.gif] [smilie=pdt_wan.gif]
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OHMIGOSH! I googled "forums + understanding men" 'cause this man I'm seeing is making me nuts [smilie=pdt_kuli.gif], and this forum post was in the results (GREAT post, BTW!). But what I can't believe is there are two females on here who love Fords!! Even here in Alabama, that's unheard of!
Hey Ford Gal and F100lady! [smilie=pdt_yaya.gif]
I've owned a '93 T-Bird 5.0 V-8, a '98 F-150 V-8, and an '02 Explorer (V-6), all bought new, all white with limo tinted windows, and every one I have loved - been problem free, with the exception of a cosmetic problem....the shiny black areas between the windows kind of starts "rubbing off" around the 5th year.
I'm keeping the Explorer to haul the youngins around in, but am wanting a Mustang convertible. :wink:
Maybe you guys here can help me out with my little dilemma.....why would a man tell me he has feelings for me and that he cares for me, then stop contacting me??? I was getting "good morning angel" and "good night baby" texts daily, phone calls at least every other day, and now nothing. :? He will reply to my text once per day, but that's it.....this has been going on for 5 days now. I don't get it. What's going on? I know he was crazy about me, then I tell him I'm crazy about him, and he shuts down after telling me he has feelings for me. Any idea what gives? I'm 34, he's 32, and we both are ready to settle down (if that helps any). Thanks
We may be able to help with a vehicle problem, but relationships are something different. I know I am no expert on the subject. So you may want to look for a relationship forum. However, you can keep us bookmarked for any automobile problems you may have.
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I 'm a pretty good mechanic (according to me) but a lousy therapist. I have enough on feeble mind keeping my relationship on steady ground . So far I've managed 34 years .Mostly because i stay out of other peoples troubles . Sorry ; Now about that T-BIRD............................. :roll:
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You men, I swear....(I say that lovingly!). *I* am not in need of therapy! teehee
I know that all men are alike....simple, uncomplicated beings that you are (that was a compliment)....so why the heck can't you make up your minds??? WHEW.
It's the fear of rejection.....or maybe the fear of getting your heart broke.....or a massive bout of insecurity. Whatever is causing this man who is nuts about me to avoid me all of a sudden has GOT to be fear-based. He sends me a text today asking if I was mad at him cause I'm being short with him. I asked him what he meant by short (since we haven't actually SPOKE on the PHONE), and he said that I have just about stopped texting him since he hasn't been texting me that much. Um, HELLO???? I feel like I've regressed back to high school or something.....
And still no phone call..... He did mention in his text today that his day has been hell. Period. Not even a "how you doin?". :? I thought men could compartmentalize better than that.
I signed up on an online dating service today and have received 11 "winks" and 4 emails....that'll keep me busy for awhile till mister wishy-washy gets his act together! :wink:
Hey, re-tired.....Congrats on 34 years! I made it to 13 and doubt I try that again! Now...... [smilie=pdt_gun.gif] ......what ABOUT my T-Bird?? :evil: ! I kept that one for 11 years - my ex-husband used it for a work car the last 6....it was FABULOUS. 8)
I dont think you need our help on the guy part . sounds like you got him figured out. [smilie=pdt_aaa.gif] your smarter than you give yourself credit for. [smilie=pdt_umn.gif] Just read your post youve answered your own question. Your always welcome to get automotive advise anytime.Or to just sound off [smilie=pdt_al.gif] ,just be sure to put it in approriate forum.
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HAPPILY RETIRED
Hiya Bama girl...sorry I have not been in here yet, things have been crazy busy round here. School, work, house , hubby and kid...driven me ah crazy! lol
Sorry to hear bout your probs in the personal area and unfortunately I am bout with the guys on this one..I mean I just passed 20 years with my sweetie on September 12th and I must say that we have been pretty lucky I just guess that we had that somethin that kept us goin. (we both like Fords, fishen, and a good cold one, I am sure that was that great mix for chemical romance..hah hah)
We have a 2000 F250 4X4 black and arizona beige that was my baby til we decided to get the family car (2003 Ford Explorer Limited solid black with chrome accents) Now that is my driven vehicle although I steal the truck back from hubby every now and again. I too am looking at a mustang ragtop but not really sure just yet because if I get one it will have to be a GT ! 8) Buuuuuut with a seventeen year old son in the house our insurance wont be lookin so pretty. We shall see next spring , decided to keep the Explorer 4x4 ro get me through the winter. :wink:
Hope that you find happiness girly.
Hmm I gotta get back in here with some good jokes now to set this place right. Being that this is Chuckle Chat. :lol:
Hey Ford Gal! I like your vehicles! I dated a professional fisherman recently who had an F-350 dooley (is that how that word is spelled??) - it only got 11 miles to the gallon the first few months, but didn't get any better than 13mpg once it was broke in. Whew!
I'm dating others now, so the cop who was ignoring me is now interested again. teehee We're in love with each other, no doubt - he's just a chicken. :roll: I have dates set up with an attorney, an engineer, a kennel owner, and a pharmaceutical salesman. Maybe I won't be in a relationship with someone else when this cop comes to his senses and decides to treat me right. :wink:
My youngins are 13, 12, and 8.....they live with their dad.....he gets to worry about the future car insurance (thank goodness!) - he's already having a problem with my 2 preteens abusing their cell phone privledges! I was married 13 years - got pregnant on my honeymoon! Good gracious.... At least we lived together for a year and a half before the pregnancy so I can say there was a little "couple time" before all the morning sickness and the kids came along!
Congrats on the 20 year milestone! I know what you mean about that "chemical romance" - for us, it was pheromones (hehehe), target shooting, NASCAR/Dale Jarrett, Fords, boating, and fishing. He lost interest in all that though and the pheromones weren't enough to hold it all together in the end. :wink:
re-tired Wrote:Hey..............what happened to the fisherman? 8)
[smilie=pdt_nail.gif] You REALLY wanna know?? [smilie=pdt_obm.gif] teehee
His 36 year old wife had been trying to divorce him for 2 years, but he was doing everything he could to stop it (he was 47). He had a 14 year old son from his first marriage and his second wife had no children.
Anyhow, the first weekend I stayed over there (in a guest room - HUGE house), his (I thought ex) wife uses her key, walks right in through the front door, says hello to me, and goes in the bathroom where he was just getting out of the shower. They went on the back porch to talk for about 10 minutes and she had him in tears. I did stay one more night, and even spent another weekend up there, but he was a shell of a person.
He said he has been severely damaged and is worried about how much and for how long. He's pathetic - not a man at all. If I were his wife, I'd be trying to get rid of him too. He said she was his soulmate.....nope, he had used the relationship as his source of self-worth so when she got sick of the clingyness and wimpiness and bailed, he fell apart.
He mislead me all along which ticked me off. Luckily, I was wise enough to have left my clothes on, otherwise I would have had to seek revenge! [smilie=pdt_nunu.gif] [smilie=pdt_vis.gif]
I live in the South on the water - nearly all the men I date fish.
Editing to add: HA! I've been on so many forums recently about my dating life, that I thought you were referring to the professional fisherman I dated a couple months back! :lol: My ex-husband got strung out on drugs and that became more satisfying for him than fishing - his mommy is taking care of his spoiled butt now. :roll:
Yikes , have you been on Jerry Sringer , Montel and Opra yet !! :shock: Jest kidding :wink: . My life is pale in comparison. Got married to the answer to my dreams , had a perfect son . Son flew the nest after graduation ,bought own house . Live and fish in peacefull retirement with my honey , life is good .Sometimes we still have nookie on the beach . 8) Kinda dull huh
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